If mermaids wore platforms...

If mermaids wore platforms, every mermaid in the oceans,Ariel included, would run, not walk, to the nearest shore, forsaking her tail for toes, the very instant they beheld these glorious glorious shoes...

These are the ASOS HYSTERIC Glitter Platform High Sandals

(High platform sandals, featuring a glittered finish with contrast snakeskin printed soles, a wide strapped vamp with an open toe, thick ankle straps with a buckle closure and a chunky high heel and platform sole.)

They are a shiny happy scoop at a mere £40.00 and I'm pretty certain that if you enter the code-NEWSEASONVIP  you should also get an additional 20% off.

I'm not a mermaid but I need these sandals in my life, discount or no discount!

Queen Marie

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