Button up...

It’s no secret that I’m very partial to a nice button.

Hell, I even visited a button shop with Telford on my first visit to Berlin.

But I draw the line at these shiny monsters from Balmain.

For only £895 you can get “Balmain’s light blue jeans feature a double row of gold logo-embossed buttons that are a label hallmark, synonymous with the house’s rich Parisian heritage. They’re made from cotton denim that’s lightly washed to create a vintage aesthetic, with a high-rise waist and cropped, flared legs”

Yes you read that right, almost one thousand pounds for a pair of jeans that can make you kook this bad.

Now to really cast scorn on this nonsense we need to look to our own beloved Sister Wolf who has a glorious history of mocking such overpriced items.

“but it’s safe to say that most hideous denim exists not as private jokes but as genuine bait for the rich and clueless. It just never stops! Year after year, the denim atrocities flood shopping sites and landfills. It’s the one sure thing after death and taxes”

Words fail me dear friends, they honestly fail me.

But you will be relieved to know, that it looks as though the camel toe comes included in the price…

Queen Marie

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