You can't eat toilet roll...
I’m sure like us here in The Kingdom, you have watched in disbelief as people in some parts of the world seem to have lost their mind over toilet paper. They are stockpiling enough for the end of days. Psychologists are trying to explain it citing ‘herd behaviour’ or people trying to take control over some element of their life when everything is so unknown and unpredicatable.
I have shouted at the TV or computer more than once - YOU CAN”T EAT TOILET ROLL!!!
Unless of course you live in Dortmund near to the baker Schürener Backparadies
As a joke they produced eight toilet roll cakes after the bakery’s manager, Tim Korteum, came up with the idea while talking to a customer. After that they made 60 then 80 and now they are up to over 200 per day as orders flood in, even over the internet.
“We should probably limit it. Some come in and buy ten cakes straight away. We are baking as fast as we can.”
The round marble cakes are wrapped in white fondant and then scored to look like loo roll.
These are crazy days people, crazy days…
Queen Marie
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