Nightmare bear...

Holy crap, just when I think I’ve seen it all, along comes an ‘emotional support bear’

Say hello to the Loving Bear Puffy, “the man-sized emotional support bear that is here for all of your cuddling needs”

I couldn’t even make this shit up.

They say - Loving Bear Puffy is a plush figure in the shape and size of a male human body, but with the head of a half-asleep bear. What makes Puffy unique and different from all stuffed toys is his human body shape. Puffy replaces the need for the physical presence of a person in various moments and situations of everyday life, especially during long lonely nights.

I say - Holy hell, this thing will keep you up at nights. There is no way you are sleeping again if this is in bed beside you!!!!

The man-bear is the creation of Bulgarian company Puffy Bear. Reading their description, I’m not even sure they are being totally ironic -

"A very personal product invented by an ordinary woman who is afraid of being alone. The bear stands at 170cm in height and replaces the need for physical presence. That's why Puffy is made with a human shape and size to replace as much as possible the lack of physical presence when we need to hug or lean. The massive teddy can also be easily positioned thanks to it weighing a mere 3.2 kilograms”

Good grief but don’t take my word for it, each to their own. Take a wee read below and see if the advantages ring true to you.

If you think Puffy can help you sleep better, he is yours for a mere £130.

I think I’ll just stick with the empty bed thank you…

Queen Marie

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